23 Pt.2 - "H E Double Hockey Sticks" - The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Man oh man do we love this movie!! In episode we discuss FROLLO, the new acronym all the kids are talking about, fangirling over Barney, 5 headed shark attacks, and Noelle’s reluctant Starbucks slavery. We also talk about the movie: poking holes in tomato tossing, skeleton nightmares, and who should have ended up with Esmeralda?? We also get serious because this movie is worth it! Join us on this epic journey!

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)


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23 Pt.1 - "The Arch Dishpan" - The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Who is the monster and who is the maaaaan??? Only one way to find out! Listen to our podcast! After discussing the power of squatty potties for a hot sec we delve into Disney's 1996 "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." Where did Quasi use the bathroom? What is Teagan's most embarrassing moment? Is Frollo just full of bad semen? What would Quasi be like today? The best new drinking game? Press play to find out the answers to these questions and much more! We are the Podgoyles now!

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)


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22 Pt.2 - "Breitbart" - The Swan Princess

Put on your jewel tones and come along on part two of our "Swan Princess" bonus episode! In the second half of the film, the plot unravels as Derek actually gets off his ass to go rescue Odette. What else is there? Alternative swan spells, IKEA analysis, a rowdy cast of animal sidekicks, and ABSOLUTELY NO SWAN HANDS.

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)


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22 Pt.1 - "The F.Arts" - The Swan Princess

What else *is* there? We URRRRGE YOU to listen to this bonus episode on "The Swan Princess" to find out! After a quick Deadliest Catch appreciation moment, we wonder who the eff Odette's mom was, analyze center-parted bangs (as well as the man who wears them), and use science to determine the timeline of this wild yet charming story. And of course...we have a lot of questions about the F.Arts.

Correction: Michelle Nicastro is actually the speaking voice of adult Odette, while Liz Calloway is her singing voice. Adrian Zahiri and Larisa Oleynik voiced Young Odette.

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)


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21 Pt.2 - "Slapping the Beef" - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Hi hooooooooooo! It's time for Part 2 of the OG Disney film, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs! In this episode we ponder Grumpy's backstory, choices of poison fruit, the merits of yodeling, and seriously struggle to name all the dwarves and count at the same time.


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21 Pt.1 - "Dwarves Will Be Dwarfs" - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

We watched Snow White and the Seven Dwarves... dwarfs... dwarves??? Who knows! Soon you will as we go deep into it. We discuss our plans for a remake, vocal trends of the past and present, bad Disney fanart, bird kissing, whistling skillz, and the merits of being a squirrel. Join us as we dive into the wishing well and discuss Disney's first animated feature!

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)


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20 - "Carry Wasps!" - Coco

BREAK OUT THE TISSUES. Fresh with new pedicures, your hosts Meredith and Noelle dance with all the skeletons while Teagan is away on vacation. That's right, it's time to review Coco, the film that almost sent Noelle to the spirit world. Cross the Marigold Bridge with us as we discuss immensely successful cultural representation (wow, what a change!), self-defense optometrists, and of course...get a little political. Special guests: a train, motorcycles, buses, cicadas, Meredith's neighbor showering, a rickety ceiling fan, and our first LIVE CRY!

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)


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19 - "Parkour Pizza" - The Incredibles 2 - PART 2

Let's continue the conversation about "The Incredibles 2!" During this part, we berate the characters for bad boat plans, come up with the best new business for extreme pizza, and very briefly become a "Sharknado" fancast. Please enjoy our episode: no capes, all fun: guaranteed.

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)


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18 - "Turtleneck Tony II" - The Incredibles 2 - PART 1

Dig up that old super-suit and join us as we discuss The Incredibles 2! We saw it in the theaters and didn't take notes so... we have a lot to say. In this episode, we discuss our favorite tony boy, new math, and list as many "Johnnies" as we can. We also ask the big questions such as what happened to all the villains when supers were forced underground??? and what did Siri think of the movie???? Because we had so much to say, our INCREDIBLE discussion is our first two-parter! 

17 - "NO CAPES!" - The Incredibles

Welcome to the family, Pixar!! In this episode the Podmothers discuss weird neck dynamics, the dangers of Artificial Intelligence, and the most intense death density of any movie we've covered so far! Come along as we debate how one chooses a superhero name and declare that Rick Dicker is this movie's hottest character (sorry Turtleneck Tony). For once none of the parents are dead, and dang, at least one of them is really good!

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)


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16 - "A Man's Hat Collection" - Anastasia

It's the episode you've been waiting for (because it was wicked late...)! We watched Anastasia (1997) for our first dive into animated film outside of the Disney family. Strap in for this one because we talk extensively on ideal sleeve rolling and also uncover the biggest Russia conspiracy yet! Oh, and we also talk about the movie: curious magic, hard to pronounce words, confusing plans, scary villains, and awkward flirting. 

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)

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15 - "Do Not Neglect the Sac" - The Emperor's New Groove

Guys...this is a weirdly sexy and political episode in which we analyze "The Emperor's New Groove!" Between Santa's love life and Yzma's mystery boobs, the Podmothers really get down and dirty here. For once Teagan can't get a sexual relationship out of her mind (but in all seriousness: Do Yzma and Kronk...yoou knooow?). We also have some celebrity mentions spanning the breadth of Good and Evil, including Donny Osmond and Paul Ryan (we'll let you guess which one's which). Also yes Noelle is aware that she said "Bohemian Rhapsody" instead of "Rhapsody in Blue" when discussing classical music. She's an uncultured swine (or llama?).

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)


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14 - "A Heart Fart Tale" - Treasure Planet

This week, join Teagan and Noelle on the high space seas for pirates, deep v-necks, bad spider aliens, farts, and dope montages! You guessed it, this week we watched "Treasure Planet," the oft-forgotten 2002 Disney film. In this episode we delve into ponytail analysis, Dad 2: The Sequel to Dad, annoying sidekicks, boat shouting, and honestly, just general enthusiasm. Podcast ahoy!

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)


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13 - "#Why?" - Pinocchio

Get ready for our most contentious episode yet! This week we watched Disney's "Pinocchio" (1940) and had many feelings to share. Join us as we discuss horndog Jiminey Cricket, fairies or angels, and adult-less towns. We ask the big question this episode such as: Is Pleasure Island really a sustainable business model? And does Pinocchio have a soul??


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12 - "2 Goof to Goof" - A Goofy Movie

This week the Podmothers put on their baggy jeans and have the uncomfortable realization that Goofy has had sex at least once! Guys, this one is a gem. Remember how much high school sucked? Spoiler alert: not as much as Pete. On this road trip we debate cheese physics and the mysterious Goofyverse, discover that we are really bad at brainstorming movie titles, and are swept over a waterfall of Dad Feels. We also debut our new single "Just Talk About It." So warm up a can of "Hi Dad Soup" and go hug your parents immediately!


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11 - "Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen" - 101 Dalmatians

There are MORE than 101 reasons to listen to this episode! In addition to lots of great dog-talk, this week your fairy podmothers chat about Spongebob, a fake boy band named 101 Directions, the surprisingly sexy Roger Radcliffe, a paranormal Dad experience, and cutting toxic people out of your life! If seriousness is what you're looking for, we also delve into the ways this movie can be a great teaching tool for children and adults alike, as well as a brief history of milk. Finally, Meredith makes the best pop culture reference any of us has ever made. Be sure to tell your friends about this podcast via The Barking Chain!

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)

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10 - "I'd Wish For That!" - Aladdin

Do you trust us? Then jump on our magic carpet and go on a ride where we search for long lost nipples and ask the big questions! How does Jafar's magic work? What would YOU wish for? And of course: SHIRT OR NECK!? That's right, we watched Disney's 1992 "Aladdin" and we are here to talk about it. You may enter our cave of wonders!

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)

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9 - "Literal Boners" - The Black Cauldron

Have you found yourself wishing our podcast had more sex, alcohol, and decomposing flesh? Wish no more! Bad cinema lovers unite for this episode where we very unwillingly throw ourselves into "The Black Cauldron" and back into the 1980's. Brace yourselves. This is the movie Disney DOES NOT want you to see. Go on a disastrous quest with us as we try to understand the tale of a Prince and his small sasquatch, Ben Franklin, a bard named Fffleeffer Flfim (?), a magic pig, a Horny King, and Princess E-Harmony.

Art by: Tom Reilly (tomreillyart.com) and Sharlene Kao (sharlenekao.com)

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